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kindoflikehitlerwithadashofsexy:

jachtagelclarineduro:

This guy wants to be mad but can’t

This legitimately made me laugh out loud

(via liza-not-eliza)

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liza-not-eliza:

My mom watched Frozen for the first time with me and the only thing she had to say about how Hans was really evil was, “How could he do that to his horse? He lied to that poor horse.”

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caseyanthonyofficial:

When I was 7 I tried to run away from home but I wasnt allowed to cross the street so I just took left turns and I eventually ended up back at home and it was really embarrassing

(via deductiontoseduction)

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reichenbatchhero:

there’s probably a gay couple out there somewhere named adam and steve.

(via sobasicallyjuggey)

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nerdy-bboy:

nerdy-bboy:

On that day, humanity received  a grim reminder.

why am I not tumblr famous yet.

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vanjalen:

basedpidgeot:

gf: babe come over

me (a lawnmower) : no i cant im cutting the grass and you live in the sky

gf: my parents are out

me: image

at what point does a joke die because i think we’ve beaten this horse into the ground with an aluminum bat

(via siriuslyscrewedup)

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obscurebourgeoisie:

don’t buy colgate whitening toothpaste

it says guaranteed whiteness in 14 days

15 days have come and gone

and i am still asian

(via katelynthelionqueen)

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queend0ra:

cumber-porn:

thesacredgrove:

yolobaggins:

 this will forever be one of my favorite posts

Sexting. You’re doing it right.

hahaha!! 

me

(via hayhayler)

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